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A totally trippy über 90's show on Disney Channel loosely based on Lewis Carrol's classic. There was a white rabbit on inline skates, dancing and rapping tweedles, a sassy red queen, crazy hatter and hare, and an Alice that couldn't sing for shit.
*hits blunt* "Yo, remember that Adventures in Wonderland show on Disney with that Rabbit on skates?"
"You remember that too? I thought I was just trippin."
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The fantasy world of a guy, in which the size and importance of his balls has gotten so overrated in his mind that he becomes delusional that they are going to win distinguished awards and prizes.
(Side affect of the one-upper syndrome).
GUY: "One day my balls are going to win a Nobel Prize for helping to straighten out global warming due to their sensitivity to atmospheric conditions."
Everyone else thinking: "This guy lives in a ball wonderland" *Rolling eyes*
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A movie with no point about a girl falls into holes
Person 1:she is such an Alice and wonderland she fell out of her moms hole
Person2:u r so mean
Person 1:I know
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When a prostitute (of either gender) puts a gram of cocaine into their ass crack and proceeds to fart it into one's nose, a Winter Wonderland occurs.
"A Winter Wonderland really is an inefficient use of cocaine, but is nonetheless rather enjoyable."
- Professional Hedonist
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The technological forest you get lost in when you're overwhelmed while using new technology.
Where is technological wonderland anyways?
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This is when you find yourself in a situation where you are the only person in the room who makes any sense. When it bothers you to be the only sane person at the "mad tea party" you are suffering from Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.
I attended a business meeting where management and my teammates decided to blatantly lie and mislead our customers. I was the only one who had a problem with this. When I spoke up, I was told to stop making trouble and to start being a team player. I fell into Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.
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Winter Wonderland is another term for a bukkake session. Basically it is when many men shower one women with sperm until she is cover in a "wonderland" of semen.
Dude, I went over to Carl's the other day, and we had ourselves a winter wonderland with her wife!
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