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A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
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There are a couple of definitions. One, is where you want to boot someone on an online game, you go on a soundboard and play "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Two, is where you trick someone into watching a video or listening to something but instead they hear that "you get nothing, you lose, goo day sir" clip.
*Azn Invasion245 joins the party on Xbox Live*
*Host plays "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" clip*
*Host boots Azn Invasion245*
Get Wonka Rolled!!!
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The act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.
Kobe: Man, that bitch just don't listen. I had to Willy Wonka her ass just to get some chicken.
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It's when a older male takes a female to the basement with a wonka chocolate bar and fucks her until he cumms all over her ear lobes.
Girl: Oh that guy I was dating daddy wonka'd me so good.
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(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.
1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.
2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.
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Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.
Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?
Kid 2: No, I did last year though.
Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?
Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.
Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?
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another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"
I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.
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