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fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.
He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.
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When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.
I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.
America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.
The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.
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When you get a blowjob from two girls at the same time while they compete to suck on your penis.
Dude, last night i got a two headed woodpecker, you shoulda seen these chicks fight for it.
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The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.
Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.
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To talk non stop about anything or nothing
Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.
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A show on fox kids about a woodpecker
Man 1: The new woody woodpecker show is airing at 2pm. Fuck
man 2: U can record it
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