Would smash

A showing of endearment, commonly meaning "that's cute!". This is normally addressed to things you find adorable like dogs or little girls.

A: This is a picture of me in 3rd grade,
B: Awwww would smash!

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you would

A counter to a "(insert insult here) says what?".

Asshole: Dumbass says what?
Some Guy: You would.
Asshole: What? Dammit...

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You Would

You would may be said when a bloke finds a young lady sexually attractive.

Oooh I think you would.

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wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass

Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

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Eddie Would Go

"Eddie Would Go" is a popular Hawaiian phrase that is synonymous with a willingness to take risks and do the right thing, even if it's scary. The phrase comes from the beloved Surfer and Lifeguard Eddie Aikau, who saved over 500 swimmers during his time at Waimea Bay. He braved waves over 30 feet high, and, no matter how bad the surf, would risk his life to save others, which inspired the phrase "Eddie Would Go". In 1978, he was part of a voyage from Hawaii to Tahiti when the canoe sprung a leak. Eddie decided to head out and paddle his surfboard to the nearest island to get help. He was never seen again, and Hawaii launched the biggest air to sea search/rescue mission in it's entire history. The phrase is a staple on Hawaiian t shirts and bumper stickers to this day.

Equivalent, although much more pretentious phrases would be: YOLO, Carpe Diem, Sieze the Day, etc

"Hey, bro, you wanna come cliff jumping with us later?"
"I'm not so sure... That sounds dangerous."
"Come on, Eddie Would Go."

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Would You Stick

A commonly asked question from one homie to another when an attractive woman walks by. Another way of asking, would you have sex with that girly?

Person 1. Look at that bitches ass son, Would You Stick?
Person 2. I Would Stick!

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would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?

after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!

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