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a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings.
the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod.
the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally fugly.
yankee games are also boring to watch.
Person #1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia?
Person #2: No way! What is it?
Person #1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game!
Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports.
Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good!
Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down!
Yankee fan: OMG! ::cries:: I got owned!
Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek?
Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately.......
Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary?
Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball!
Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary?
Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer! I'm in this for the riches, yo!
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The best and most winningest team in all of sports to the point that people get jealous of their success and type dumb shit like they pay umpires to win games. Must be those laughable Boston and Phillies fan.
Yo Chris of Philly. You can only wish your silladelphia sillies born in the 1800 had a 3rd of the success that the Yankees had. And ya better stop sleeping on Harlem on your way to law school.
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THe greatest baseball team of all time with 26 world series wins..all u dick heads that hate them are just jealouse!!
the yankees own the red socks
the yankees won the world series the most times
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I believe the proper name for them are "Damn Yankees". Damn yankees are a disgrace to america. They are mostly known for thier rude manners and unfriendly ways. They clame that the South is a horrible place to live, filled with "Rednecks" (a term which can be found very offensive), and yet, there are thousands of them that move down here! I believe that they should all just move their liberal butts back up to where they came from, and leave us alone.
Damn yankees take up mostly the entire northern part of the U.S.
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Everyone is jealous of the yankees because they are the best organization in baseball, their ability to comeback and win ball games is unique. And they pick up bad or regular players and make them superstars... just like shawn chacon and aaron small.
The yankees are the best team in sports
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26 world championships, most in mlb history and oh yeah they didn’t lose 22-0 to Toronto it was Cleveland but we still are a better team then the red sox.
Derek Jeter- Best Yankee Ever! The yankees are the greatest ever, 2001 even though we didnt win the world series we still had a great time.
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