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When you slap someone across the face with a large amount of yarn, usually made to form a cylinder shape. When yarn slapping you should aim for the chops but if you cant hit them there then aim for the temple
"Yo i keep my hoes in line by yarn slapping them. Im keepin my yarn hand strong."
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This a when some long winded asshole won't stop telling some stupid story,usually wrapped around his/her self important ass.The tale they tell is dragged on to what seem like an eternity,but to them it's just good shit you are lucky to be hearing.These tall tales are a very common practice at a.a. and n.a. meetings,where as these places give "tools" a soapbox to stand on and preach.
The speaker at the meeting was weaving some yarn about his boring life.
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An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.
I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.
the act of telling a story which is incredulous, ridiculous or not believable.
"oi cmon davo, you're spinning a crook yarn, mate"
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The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.
"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."
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Kirbies epic yarn is a supposed kirby game that doesnt include the pink puff that swallows things, but a creature made from yarn that whipes things. Since i havent played this game, i cant create a clear definition, but if you want to know, listen to me. this game most likely doesnt follow the storyline of save kirbies homeland. its save yarn land apparently. they changed the concept of swallow and get abilities, now its whip and get a throwable object. trust me, its nintendoes way of saying, lets screw up a good game.
person one: hey i bought kirbies epic yarn.
person two: no, you bought epic yarn.
person one: wut?
person two: it cant possibly be kirby, kirbies a pink puff. its epic yarn.
this is kirbies epic yarn (w62)
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pretty much translates into let's have sex.
someone said i got yarn to me so we had sex
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