Black yoshi

The niggiest character in the super Mario series.

Black yoshi: I want me some fried chicken.
Mario: no
Black yoshi: please Mario please

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yoshi's island

Arguably the best Nintendo game ever. First released in 1995 for the SNES as a sequel to Super Mario World, it has ever since been a cult hit, and has spawned two sequels, "Yoshi's Island DS" (2006), and the most recent one, "Yoshi's New Island" (2014). It's even rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, along with "Mario Bros.", in "Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3". Yoshi's Island is about a specialized green dinosaur (Yoshi) trying to get Baby Mario to reunite with his brother to go home. It has the greatest gameplay, music, and graphics of any Nintendo game. "Yoshi's Story" is a prequel, and "Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (Universal Gravitation)" and "Yoshi Touch & Go" are spin-offs of the Yoshi's Island era (The first three games in the Yoshi series, which are two puzzles and a shooter, are released before Yoshi's Island came out and changed the series). Nothing can ever beat the first Yoshi's Island, not even Minecraft or FIFA 14.

Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.

Yoshi's Island is better than Minecraft, Call of Duty, and Battlefield combined!

fat yoshi

My dad eats lettuce

Fat yoshi that eats fat yoshi eating a fat PEESHI

BEEG Yoshi

Yoshi’s final form.

Go to sleep or else the BEEG Yoshi will rupture you’re insides.

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Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

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yoshi story

A game where six Yoshis (Mario's pet dinosaurs) have a Super Happy Tree. The tree gets stolen by Bowser (from Super Mario 64) and the Yoshis have to go through six levels to get their tree back.

When I play Yoshi Story, I always use the green Yoshi... he's the coolest.

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Yoshi Hand

The Yoshi Hand Can be used to Describe any Horrible Poker Hand That is Commonly played By *Yoshi But is Primarily Named For any Hand consisting of 3,5 suited

*Yoshi is a Rising online poker pro

Hole Cards Dealt to Yoshi
(3s,5s)* Ribbet Ribbet the Illusive Yoshi Hand
Hole Cards Dealt to Villain
(Ah,Ac)
Flop Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)

Turn Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)

River Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)(Qh)

Villain Has Just Been Yoshi'ed
Yoshi's Reply: Fuk Yo Couch

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