will you marry me

asking someone to be your partner

will you marry me

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you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

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you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

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will you bury me

Will you marry me has lost all sense of meaning with half of them ending up in divorce. Will you bury me indicates farther commitment.

Man: Will you bury me?

Woman: Do scottich men wear dresses?

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You hear me

Something you say when you agree with some one 100%

person one: moe....it’s 96 degrees today
Person two: damn it’s hot af out here moe

Person one:you hear me!!

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you get me

Used by urban "yoots" as an alternative to "you know what I mean".

Generally an indication that the person delivering the phrase should be the subject of police interrogation as it is likely that they will be the latest contributor to britain's knife culture.

TV Interviewer: Does anyone you know carry a knife?
yoot: Yeah man, all da kids is carrying knives, innit. For protection, you get me?

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you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

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