You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.

{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

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Curse you and your Alt + F4!

Once uttered by The True Master, and memed about since the original occurance. Jokingly, an individual pretended to start to press the computer command ‘Alt + F4’ on the laptop The True Master was using, leading to Him uttering this amazing phase.

‘Alt + F4’ as a computer command relates to the computer button ‘Alt’ being pressed, and then subsequently ‘F4’ after. This causes the current open window to close, and may close without progress or work being saved. The True Master did not want His window to close, so He had to utter this phase in a successful attempt to halt the action.

Person 1: *pretends to press ‘Alt + F4’*
The True Master: “Curse you and your Alt + F4!”

You put your finger in the cheese

A phrase for when you’ve really messed up.

Oh my god! I can’t believe you sent that email. You put your finger in the cheese with that one.

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

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Do you shave your pussy

A funni meme

I really love the Do you shave your pussy girl!

ITS THE ALL KIND OF WEIRD QUESTIONS LIKE, DO YOU SHAVE YOUR PUSSY?

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you think your safe in england

A term often said to youTuber Jon hagy. It is a threat when other YouTubers get triggered

Jon hagy you think your safe in England

have you bumped your head?

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.

"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"

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