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Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.
Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!
Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.
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v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
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Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?
You have to show your best mate your cock, it could be comparing, or seeing whose is bigger, either way lads get those cocks out
its national show your cock to your best friend day
An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.
Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.
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why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath
seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary
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Let me see your twig and berries.
Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.