Liking your own post is sad- โ you like your own posts, oh thatโs just sadโ
For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
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When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.
What you up to dog?
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
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The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
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Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.
"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
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to point out positive truths about oneself
khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."
partyczar: fact.
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Pay attention to what is going on with you and not with your neighbor/sibling/etc
At dinner you are fighting with your sisters/brothers and your parents say - gap in your own plate - stop paying attention to what others are doing