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a guy with a little penis who is usually an asshole 99.9% of the time but can also be very charming .01% and super sweet he is also not too bad looking. He is very athletic, has super pretty eyes. He has lots of freckles on his face. He has a killer 6-pack. Zander is super funny and can always put a smile on your face. He knows how to talk to girls and by that i mean he repeats himself over and over again to different girls and makes them fall in love with him. He will take things way too far. and when he gets a good girl who really likes him he screws himself over and ruins everything between them. Almost sort of like a player.
That kid is so cute
"Yea but watch out he's a zander"
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AKA THOTMAN, THICCCMAN, UGLYBUTNICEMAN, HASLOTSOFFRINDSMAN, ACOOLGUYALLAROUNDMAN.
BTW ITS ZANDER FROM SKHOOL THE DANK MEME KID IF YOU DONT THICK THIS IS THE ZANDER FROM SKHOOL COME UP TO ME AND SAY THICCMAN69
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A guy known for his super big fantasticly large dick, There is literally NOBODY who has a dick as big as him, also Anybody named Charlotte, Sophia,Olivia,Salena, Kasey, and Maggy will instantly fall for him and get his large dick once they see him
Girl:Wow look at him!
Other girl: yeah.. he's such a Zander , I mean look at that dick.
Girl: yeah it's SO BIGGGG
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A man with a huge dick and a great personality, he can win over any girl and that girl he is with is super lucky as they have him and his huge dick all to themselves
Girl:is that Zander
Other girl: ya but he’s mine and I love him
Girl: Lucky
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A person who lies because they are too afraid to come outright and face some one about the truth.
"You promised me that you were going to Rothbury!"
"Yeah but I bought tickets to Explosions a few weeks ago."
"But you promised to go with me last week!"
"Oh.. yeah... Well I didn't want to upset you."
"You are such a fucking Zander!
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A zander is an untruthful statement made to someone else with the intention to deceive. To zander is to say something one believes to be false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A zander is a person who is known to have a tendency to tell lies. Zandering is the deliberate act of deviating from the truth.
The Hebrew midwives zandered to the king of Egypt rather than carrying out his decree of killing all male Hebrew babies; the midwives did this because they “feared God” (Exodus 1:15–20)
Rahab zandered to the king of Jericho about hiding the spies (Joshua 2:4–5) and was not killed with those who were disobedient because of her faith (Hebrews 11:31)
tucsonLion zandered when he denied that he is really Mattington and NewLionette. (395827.2)
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Zander is the most beautiful girl in the world! Although Zander might not agree, she most definitely is! Zander is very funny, loving, caring, and nice!!!
Who is that beautiful girl? Oh of course that’s Zander!
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