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A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up
1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?
zippy yippy mean your very yippy(happy)
guy:1 im so zippy yippy
guy:2 NO WAY what happened
A sex act so degrading, and thoroughly filthy, it has the effect of altering ones mood such that you feel like a cheap whore for at least a month. Maybe 2.
So anyway, I decided to do the zippy pickle for this clown of a guy, stupidly i thought he'd share his ferrari with me... turns out the only thing he shared was the clap.
The act of eating a female while making a never heard before noise and rubbing her legs.
Dan: I gave that girl a zippy roll lastnight.
Steve: Oh Yeah? Did she scream like she loved it?
Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”
Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?
Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER
Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot
Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb
this man is a god he is the woman magnet and the freestyle king, here's a quote from him "imagine dying" YOU SHOULD BE INSPIRED LIKE THIS, he also does many voice impressions, he's so good at fortnite that they CALL HIM R3D V2 BROOO , he's so good at minecraft THEY CALL HIM DREAM AND TECHNO COMBINED, he is also GREAT at roasting yahya, have you ever heard playboi carti say "I take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathin" you see he got it from zippie cuz when he took his shirt all the hoes stopped breathing
"o look its playboi zippie **stops breathing**" -hoes