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Typically introverted. Often very strong and very pretty, but she is probably very insecure/self-conscious. She often has greyish bluish eyes, but may be found with brown eyes. She will beat someone’s ass if she needs to and can come up with a roast very quickly. She may have brunette or brown hair. If you are losing in an argument, add her in. She is often romantic and loyal in relationships. She will blow you off for a new tv show. She has very dark humour.
Person 1: „crap, im losing this argument!“
Person 2: „add zoë!“
P1: „ok…“
Zoë: „no im watching Netflix stop recommending me to other people 🙄“
Showing up for dinner and preaching poverty, whilst all along funding a major home renovation project
I went to me ma’s for tea this evening, you know doing a Zoë
Zoë is magical. She is the epitome of a cottage core girl. She is a pinterest whore and aesthetic queen. Zoës like to share many 'UR MOM' jokes, thinking they are funny. She is so thoughtful and is pretty much the counsellor of the friend group. She has the warm embrace and kind heart of a mother. She's lowkey weird and sometimes makes you question her sexuality. But we still love her. Shes pretty cool, especially her musical talent
"Omg did you see that aesthetic queen walking down the road??"
"Yeah that was zoë, I know her from piano lessons"
A Hange Zoë is a person that when it comes to physical appearance, are very ambiguous.
This phrase can also refer to non-binary/gender fluid etc.
Miley Cyrus: "Is that person a boy or a girl?"
Michael Jackson: "They're actually, a Hange Zoë
💖Hange Zoë is mine and only mine forever💖
🤤Daddy, 💋baby, 💍spouse, 🥰serotonin, 💞love of my life, and 🔐soulmate
A very hot, funny, and talented Attack On Titan character with an eyepatch.
Hange Zoë is so hot I would thank them if they stepped on me.
Hange Zoë is the most sexiest muthafucka that makes every single woman that sees them on screen cum in their underwear and the person with the best smut scenes in all of the attack on titan fanfics that have ever been written