Yeet, Zoinks

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.

Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"

Fully Zoinked

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

Bust A Zoinks

When you're about to explode on someone or give an outburst.

Jan: "stop being a moron"

Carly: "I'm about to bust a zoinks on you if you say one more thing!!"

Zoinks Boobs

the act in which you hit bare boobs and yell “Zoinks boobs” like shaggy from scooby doo

*slaps boobs*

Todd: Zoinks boobs, that was so hot babe!

Zoinks scoob

What you say when you pull the mask off the man fucking your wife.

person 1: What are you doing step bro... Zoinks scoob.

zoinks

dang, i wished i would of done something different there, dang it, frugglenuts

we should of turned.....
dang
zoinks
yep, we should of

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Ziggity Zoinks

1. What you shout out loud before you bust a big load on a nice stankin' pair of pussy tassle tits.

2. Big ass pussy lips, smells like vaginal secretions.

3. What shaggy said to scooby after chuck norris busted a fat load on their chests.

4. What you say when you snort coke of someones tits.

5. The cousin of a snow job, and a ding king.

6. The alliance practiced by vulture, creature, and primitive panther while riding shotgun, cobain, and mulligan.

7. A phrase practiced by Clive Holmes, Bob Skyler, and Bobby Braininger.

8. Chuck Norris once ate pussy, he claimed it taste so bad he ziggity zoinked a huge loogie thus resulting in the reason we have salt water oceans today.

Like ziggity zoinks scooby doo, like i just fucked thelma up the ass without giving her the common courtesy for a reach around.

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