top zonked

When you're the highest you have ever been.

Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."

Zonked To The Skies

Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.

1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !

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Zonk a Bobo

Smoking a fat joint or blunt, usually in one sitting.

John: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Jake: Not much, just about to zonk a bobo.

zonked

Like zoomed but in a more aggressive manner.

He just zonked past me!!

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bamba zonke

Common Rhodesian/Zimbabwean slang meaning "you take it all".

P1: all she does is shop using my credit card!
P2: She's bamba zonke!

Zonked out

When you or someone is asleep and will not wake up.

"You where zonked out yesterday." Said Nicole.

"Yeah. It was a good nap." Said Linda.

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zelda zonk

A beautiful woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe. She is witty, charming and deep. She is attracted to powerful men especially those in the highest office of the land. She can do an awesome version of Happy Birthday

Zelda Zonk is a legend.