Zoots

Word/Slang/Another Term of saying "goodbye" or "goodnight" to another human.

Megan Fox: "Wanna come over and fuck?"

Tyler Bourk: "Nah bitch, I'm tired, zoots."

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Zooted

being soo high that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by soulja boy). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any mary jane

Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED?

Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)

Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!

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zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

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Zooted

High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!

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Zooted

Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)

He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!

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zooted

that feeling you get when ur high and ur kind of trippin.

i'm feeling pretty zooted.

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Zoot zoot

Those plastic things that you use to hold things togeather that can only be used once. they are long and skinny and have a flat ridged top and a smooth bottom with a square at one end and a tapered smooth end on the other. you take the smooth end and put it in the box and it makes a zoot sound when you pull it tight.

-Ahh help i have a zoot zoot stuck on my thumb its turning blue
-Get the scizers its the only way to get them things off

~Hey will you hand me a zoot zoot i need to hold all of thease wires togeather

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