cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

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The Cannon

When you shoot your cum onto a girl's chest

Wade Booth: My Girlfriend was giving me a hand job for 10 minutes. She bet I couldnt cum.

Lets Just say I gave her the Cannon

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Cannon

A submissive femboy who likes being stepped on

Hi my name is Cannon. Please step on me daddy

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Cannon

Kill Yourself, Fuck Outta Here You Stupid

You Pussy Nigga
Cannon Nigga What Sup Boy You Tryin Ta Pop...

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cannon

An over-circumcised penis, with the entire head removed. A penis with no helmet.

Why does a 25 year old American male think that Jewish people walk around with cannons in their pants?

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Cannon

A sexy girl that can fight hard sexy girls fighting

jacky is a cannon and she is sexy she can hold her own

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Parts Cannon

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!