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1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
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Jimmy: I'M THE SHIT!!!!
John: . . .Dude, you're such a douche bag . . .
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this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"
only girls wear pink you douche bag.
look at these douche bags.
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Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...
Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!
Bob: What a douche bag...
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1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
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1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.
"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."
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an insult. see "John Edwards"
On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award
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