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Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.
Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.
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Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
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The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.
Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.
To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.
Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.
The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."