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An unflattering reference to a persons' hair, as if their hair (cut, style, or just the condition of it) looks like a bad Wig or Toupée .
This saying originated in the northeast MN area in the late 80's. Also used between friends for good natured put downs, especially effective when the target is in a group of friends/peers.
"Wow Jim, nice rug!" (eyes glancing up to Jim's' hair and back).
"Nikki, look at the nice rug on that tranny over by the restrooms".
"You have a nicer rug than William Shatner"!
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Passing gas or doing the "dirty work"
Jimmy cut rug in the hallway and it stunk up the classrooms.
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Term used to identify a female as a Lesbian, as the "rug" is slang for female pubic hairs. Thus, rubbing a "rug" on another "rug" represents two lesbians grinding their pelvic areas together.
Hank, don't even bother asking that girl out, she's a Rug Rubber.
Tits so empty and floppy that they sit on her ribs like a rug. Most noticible whilst she is sitting, slouching, semi laying down
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A male who has a ravenous appetite for performing oral sex on females.
Yo homie, my boy E is a Rug Tiger yo, he loves eating those hoes out.
Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.
Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!
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I got crabs and had to shave my pubes off , so I bought a junk rug to wear until my hair grew back.