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someone who is good at everything
you are like fucking superman
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urinating in a trashcan out doors. you need to be laying on top tof the can (it is easier if you are a man) with your willy dangeling into the can then after you are ballanced stick your arms out in front of you and your legs out behind you and let 'er rip..
john was arrester while supermanning in public because urinating out doors is illegal
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The most ass-kickin' superhero in the whole world aside from Batman!
Superman really knocked the stuffing outta that General Zod!
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When your fucking a chick doggystyle, but her face is down on the ground/bed with her ass in the air, then your get on top of her and raise your arms and legs.
I was fucking this chick doggystyle and supermanned her ass.
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Superman made an appearance at the dunk contest this year.
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A badass superhero. Has the ability to fly, laser vision, super-strength, super speed, and invulnerability. And most important of all, the ability to swag.
Superman is a badass motherfucker.
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. It's Superman!
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Arguably one of the world's most famous superheroes, recognized by the large "S" on his uniform.
A: Who is Superman?
B: You don't know who is superman?!
A: Not really.
B: He is one of the world's most recognizable superheroes, with a large S on his chest.
A: You mean the one in the marvel comic books?
B: Yes.
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