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when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."
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Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there
Ryan: (stands up)
(LOUD FART)
Patrick: dude, that was terrible
Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge
Patrick: you nasty
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Obviously sexy without trying. Same as Apparently Sexy. Effortless seduction. Unaware of the power of your sexiness.
Janet: That dress is so cute on you.
Kate: I want to wear it to work, but why do I feel like it's not appropriate. (looking down at her accidental cleavage) So dumb.
Janet: Right. CLEARLY you're a woman.
Kate: Totally. Accidental Sexy...the story of my life.
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While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.
"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."
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when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."
1.realizing a concept and putting it into form.
2.also used for accidently created life form
example 1."my accidental creation turned out to be a smash hit"
example 2."seanie's mom and dad didnt mean to conceive him, it was done out of pity sex and his mommy trapping his daddy to stay out of his own miserable will"
Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.
Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.