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when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."
1998👍 1198👎
Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there
Ryan: (stands up)
(LOUD FART)
Patrick: dude, that was terrible
Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge
Patrick: you nasty
10👍 3👎
Obviously sexy without trying. Same as Apparently Sexy. Effortless seduction. Unaware of the power of your sexiness.
Janet: That dress is so cute on you.
Kate: I want to wear it to work, but why do I feel like it's not appropriate. (looking down at her accidental cleavage) So dumb.
Janet: Right. CLEARLY you're a woman.
Kate: Totally. Accidental Sexy...the story of my life.
24👍 9👎
While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.
"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."
15👍 5👎
When a group of people that are usually friends hang out and things get a little too sexual
Me and my friends were hanging out and it turned into an accidental orgy
If you are being arrogant/sassy by accident/without the intent to be.
I can't hear you over the sound of people giving me money. = Accidental Sass
Soviet Womble - Random Arma Bullshittery (part 8)
when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."