Amado across the street

The type of guy you would pay $20 to Shit on your Car.

I payed "Amado across the street" to shit on your car.

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Guy Across The Street

To be the 'Guy Across The Street' you have to be the total opposite of the 'Guy Next Door'.

More of a bad boy, leather jacket and all. Also known as a 'Player'. Guys Next Door like to take advantage of girls and enjoy sex.

They don't usually get into relationships. They also tend to get drunk at parties and start fights. You find a lot of Guys Across The Street falling in love with the innocent good girls in romance novels.

These are not the kinds of guys you would generally take home to your parents unless you really want to piss them off.

Many girls tend to think they can change a Guy Across The Street and they usually just end up heart broken or become a single teen mom.

The total opposite of what Aaron Tviet looks like in a lot of his pictures.

Girl 1: Wow, that guy looks mighty fine!
Girl 2: Too bad he is a total Guy Across The Street.
Girl 1: So? I'm still going for him. Maybe I can change him.

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Across the 2nd dimension

Referring to the Film, Phineas and Ferb Across the 2nd dimension.

Very Painfully/Far

"You're Ugly"
"I will slap you across the 2nd dimension."

"I threw that ball across the 2nd dimension!"

Wagon across the Walrus

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).

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*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

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"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen

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all across america

adj. A word used to describe either large, dispersed quantities of something, or a generally accepted, often overused term.

"Wow I got really drunk last night and threw up, like, all across America!"

"That damn phrase 'that's hot' is just all across America now! I am sick of hearing it."

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balls across the nose

Totally freaking awesome.

"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"

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send a mexican across the border

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

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