Literally actually

When you are totally telling the full truth and everyone hast to believe you cuz you are definitely not lieing and you really need everyone to believe you!!!!

Mum "where are you going at this time of night"
You "I'm literally actually going to study"

Um actually

nerd

um actually you are a nerd if you say that

actual fuck

As opposed to a figurative fuck.

After the Orlando shooting, Sophia Bush tweets Donald Trump, "Shut the actual fuck up!"

Actually, yes

A moment in time where another person says something that sounds like complete bullshit to you, and then you realize it's true after starting to call them out for it.

Usually followed up by a laugh from the other person, knowing you were trying to contradict their truth.

"I totally saw you staring at that girl yesterday"

"Actually, yes."

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Self-actualization

In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential

Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.

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ACTUALLY HAPPENED

An animator that uses the same fucking people to animate fake stories, hoping that someone would literally think the shit they upload is real.

Friend: what's a synonym for fake?
Me: ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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Actual Barker

Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.

Jo: OMG check out that dog!
Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?
Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker

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