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Attitude Adjustment

(n) The state of Zen, or mellow feeling, that accompanies Cannabis consumption. (v)The act of smoking Cannabis, usually in groups of 2 or more, for the purpose of altering mental or attitude states.

Under times of stress he would find a place to sit down for a private attitude adjustment.

by The Bongmaster September 20, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole May 21, 2011

549๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fine Adjustment Device

A comedic pseudonym used within engineering circles for a hammer. It is normally used in the context of taking a brute force approach once other avenues have been exhausted.

It is often used with the term "percussive tuning"

I was working at this problem for days and then I decided to use the fine adjustment device.

by hashaday February 6, 2009


craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

35๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.

After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

by W. H. Wallace October 23, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama Attitude Adjustment

The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.

"That boy needs an Alabama Attitude Adjustment!"

by Spencer Thayer October 23, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 28, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž