Aero envy

A fixed-wing pilot who is envious of the skill of helicopter pilots

Babe you need to accept you have a problem with aero envy, you should be proud you can fly your Cesna and not obsess so much about helicopter pilots, it's unhelathy

Aero-Excretory Phobia

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.

The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.

Aero-Bricking

When your Volvo doesn't gain speed when coasting down a large steep hill.

Supercars have Aero-Braking, I have Aero-Bricking!