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Ahmed is a person with a very small penis :).
me:Hahaahahah you're an ahmed.
Someone: but i haven't a small penis
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Waste of sperm,
a stupid piece of shit that thinks he is slick and also sucks at physics. wastes his lunch and smokes weed in the bathroom by himself
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When the girl you like gets stolen by a filipino nonce
Arjun: *His Girl's getting stolen*
Kabir: *You are getting Ahmed*
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ahm is a cath all term for "im listening" of "ok, carry on" to show you are listening in a sentance
"So thats what he did, and then" "ahm" he stormed out and never came back"
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1. A common arabic male name.
2. A word a paedophile yells when approaching children on the street.
Paedo: AHMED! I have caaaandy Ahmed. Don't tell your mother Ahmed.
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Ahmed is the sexiest boy alive, scientifically he has a huge penis, he hates all Trevors because they have a small penis, but Szandreds, on the other hand, has a huge dick and they are married
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