Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

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Heaven Airlines

A airline in Roblox based in Thailand where the owner, Pallaboy1234 is known for leaking assets and copying other airlines.

Heaven Airlines are shitty. I'd never go on them again.

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Emirates Airlines

An Airline that was founded in March 25 1985 that has grown huge in the last decade and also was the first airline to put screens in all seats on all planes. the Emirates hub Airport is DXB (Dubai International Airport) they are the largest operator of the Boeing 777 Line of Aircraft and the Airbus A380-800

Alex: Hey mate guess what I am flying first class on Emirates Airlines tomorrow night!
Jake: Dam bro you're lucky where are you going?
Alex: Brisbane Australia

Delta airlines

1 of 3 American flagship airlines. Delta airlines is based in Atlantas Hartsfield-Jackson international airport. The largest airport in the world. Delta also stands for...
D. Delay
E. Every
L. Landing
T. Through
A. Atlanta

Hey, your flying delta airlines? Have fun sitting in Atlanta all day.

Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.

Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!

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χομδουλ airlines

The only airline of Albania. The airline is owned by Telakos (90%), Albania (10%) .

Χομδουλ airlines on top!

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Tyler Airlines

An international shitstorm that ruins lives around the world. The least trustworthy of all airlines, and will crash and burn wherever it goes.

“hey how are you flying to Calgary?”
“i’m flying with Tyler Airlines- there’s a layover in Australia”
“omg they are the worst.”
“i know but it was the cheapest flight, and with them you really get what you pay for”
“ok well i hope i see you there, but you might crash on your way”

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