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Verb: The act of waking one's partner by inserting one's penis into their mouth.
"I'm having a horrible day. John was mad that we didn't have sex last night, so he woke me up with an Albuquerque Snorkel at 5am. I couldn't fall back asleep and now I'm exhausted and my fillings hurt."
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1. Common stereotype/ misconception: A snotty rich-kid private school, on a 10,000 acre campus filled with Asian nerds who have no social life and don't have any fun or sex.
2. What it actually is: A college prep grades 6-12 school with brick buildings on an attractive, leafy, large campus in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Highly regarded by colleges and Albuquerque residents, usually; with successful alumni and effective teaching skills. Superior academics, sports teams and competitive clubs make this school highly ranked in Albuquerque.
Pedro: Aw, man, no, ese! Don't go to Albuquerque Academy for high school! Don't you want a social life???
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When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.
That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.
(n) person that possesses three things and happens to living in or around Albuquerque: registered democrat, liberal agenda, and a need for speed.
Thanks to the Albuquerque Dem(s), the roadways are so safe.
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The byproduct behavior of generation after generation of incest amongst themselves. Everybody is ghetto, thinks they are better than others. Yet are still broke and on food stamps with no other options. Upssesed with and red and green sauce on everything. They brush their teeth with it. Everyone has ghetto arm tattoos and gauges. The females are whores and the men think they’re the best fuckin thing on the planet. People are such dead beets they only look forward to in life is party and drugs. And incest.
You’re acting Albuquerque! Stop it right now!
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A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)
*FPS - Fists per second
Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.
Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
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Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.
Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.
Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.
Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
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