dead or alive

Masturbation Material for Xbox fans, especally DOA Extreme Vollyball. Everyone says they buy it for the Vollyball, but since when has a Vollyball game sold so well or even been popular as a video game?

Thats right never!

Sony Fan: "Why the hell did you buy Dead or alive Extremely Vollyball?"

Xbox fan: "ummmm i really like Vollyball, and ummm it is ummm?

Sony Fan: "sssurrreee!, would you like a box of Kleenex with that?"

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I'm Alive

1) A very common, and sometimes aggravating response someone makes when you comment on how warm they are, or when you're trying to wake them up.

2) A triumphant cry of joy (or sometimes shock, maybe even both) when someone survives something that should've killed them on the spot either in real life or in gaming.

3) A reference to the popular Bee Gees song, Or Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive." May even be useful after hearing "Another One Bites The Dust."

4) Say this after experiencing nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation. Just DO ET.

1A) You: "Gee, Phil! Your hands are warm!"
"I'm alive, Moron."
"...Smartass."
1B) You: *Pokes your sleeping friend with a stick*

Friend: "I'm ALIVE, Adam."
You: "Darn.."

2) *Playing Left 4 Dead 2 and you fall off a building with no damage taken*

"I'm alive?! I'M ALIVE! YESS!!!"

4) *Experiences nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation * GOODNESS GRAPENESS I'M ALIVE!!

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Dead or Alive

A fighting game. It's pretty cool, and the fightings alright, but let's face it most people buy it for the babes. A love it or hate game really.

The DOA babes make LAra Croft look like a stick figure with boobs

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fully alive

Knowing thyself and to thyself being true.

I finally felt fully alive when I realized all I had to do was have faith.

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Boo Alive

Boo Alive, also spelled Booalive, is a unique description for a relationship companion (boyfriend or girlfriend) , or in this case a "Boo" who appears to, but does not have enough adequate criteria to be a quality companion.

So much so that they are easily comparable to a popular modern doll called a "Baby Alive" known for having all of the attributes of a real baby, yet it is in fact a toy that can easily be discarded upon becoming bored of.

Hence the aforementioned combination description "Boo Alive"; they do everything a real "Boo" does, but is NOT a real boo!

Synonyms: Fake Boo, Faux Boo, Wanna Be Boo, Can't Get Right

Hey girl are you going to marry that guy, you two are always together? No, girl he not my real man he is just a Boo Alive until I meet my real Boo.

I am kind of lonely right now but I don't have time for a serious relationship, I just need a Boo Alive to keep me company for now.

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Are you alive?

'Are you alive?' is used when you haven't spoken to someone in a long time. It basically means 'long time no speak' just a shorter way to start a conversation.

Jeri: Heyy! Are you alive?
Megan: Yeah! Long time bae how have you been?
.....
Ronnie: Are you still alive?
Emma: Yess but you anti-snapbacked me and now you text me!
Emma: K.

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the dream is alive

When something desirable is still possible.

"Noona doesn't have a bf yet right?"
"Right."
"The dream is alive~~"