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when you are going to the mall to blow yourself up with a partner while listening to music
wow look at that couple they are definetly going to do allahu akbar and chill
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A word we muslims use to praise god.
But the fucking world turns it into a meme.
I officially lost faith in humanity.
Allahu Akbar!
The Dumb Nigga: THIS NIGGA BOUT TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP RUN AWAY!!!
*Sigh*.....Fucking racist fuck nigga....
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allahu akbar means BOOM BOOM , no im kidding it means "god is greatest"
SARA: allahu akbar, bismillah
JOHN : AYO ITS A BOMBER!! PRAYING FOR OUR DEATH hahaha bomber
SARA: bro wtf im reading quran " BOO ALLAHU AKBAR MOTHER FUCKA" did i scare u
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What 3rd world animals say before they blow themselves up or execute innocent civilians on the streets. They believe in the so-called religion of “peace”. But not only have they never developed an advanced civilization, they couldn’t even maintain one.
Palestinian: “allahu akbar”
Everyone else: runs
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it means a muslim really want to give you a gift :)
ALLAHU AKBAR here is a gift
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Person one: did you see the twin towers
person two:ALLAHU AKBAR!
Its usually a friendly greeting that is screamed as loud as possible in schools or other public places. You need to scream when saying it so that as many people as possible can hear how nice you are.
Person: Hey wassup Ibrahim!
Ibrahim: Allahu Akbar!
*unrelated explosion*