I already did

The single most epic phrase ever to be spoken by a human being. You can't explain I already did or understand it, you can only just simply use it.

I already did is the answer to anything and everything in life like, "why is the sky blue?", "Why do women hate sex?", and "If you had 37 pies, and half of them taste good, how many do you have sex with?"

Mom - Your mac and cheese is done
Sal - I ALREADY DID!

Shelby and Jody - SAL!!! YOU FAIL!
Sal - Creepy ass gingers...I! ALREADY! DID!

Mr. Elliot - Okay sal since your talking and know all of this, how do you find out how many moles of Carbon are in a Sodium Nitrate carbon dioxide mix that is 593 grams.
Sal - um...first you get the molar mass of.... uhh... I ALREADY DID!

Sal - TOUCH MAH BODAY!
Daniel - I hate that kid so much! SAM!!
Eric - It's Sal!
Daniel - SAL or what ever the hell your stupid name is...DIE!
Sal- I already did!

Ashely - OKAY SAL! first the mangos were from the tree! Second, the guns were from the airplane that crashed on the island! And the baby is there because the chick was pregnate before they got lost on the island!
Sal - ....well...I already did...

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You Already Know

A catchphrase said by "Big Freedia".

Guy 1:Aye man that concert was poppn'
Guy 2:YOU ALREADY KNOW!!

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just do it already

To have sex without putting on a condom.

"I've almost got it. Just give me a second."
"Just do it already."

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Sausages Are Already Out There

When your information/idea/ or who you are in general is already well known to those that know you. No need to ask any questions or seek clarification. It is what it is.

"I dont know why he was all askin' me about how I felt about him going out with his friends. My sausages are already out there!"

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you are already dead

Omae wa mo shinderiu.

Some anagonist: Your fist are as strong as a mosquito'
Some protagonist: You are already dead( omae wa mo shindeiru)
Some antagonist: NANI?!
(LOUD EARRAPE NOISES)

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Already came bro

A term used as a reply to a meme/joke, which is posted like it's brand new, but has already been posted months or years ago and almost everyone has seen it and still remember.

Ravi: *reposts a meme like it's brand new, which was made by someone else, that everyone saw and enjoyed 2 years ago and still remember*
Karthi: Already came bro

i already ate

used to reject someone trying to make plans. similar to "I have a boyfriend" but has more uses.

Person A: "Hey, wanna get Taco Bell?"
Person B: "No thanks, I already ate."