The name of an annoying gay,perverted nickname
A:hey Alvin!
B:why did you call me alvin my name is bob?
A:because you are a gay and annoying
B:wait WHAT?!
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sabs husband better than dykan bc he suk the pp
alvin is such daddiness
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Currently the worldβs bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
Theyβre making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.
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A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years
E.g. βOi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jameeβs over hereβ
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The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someoneβs ass and singing βAll I want for Christmas is my two front teethβ
βMan I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.β
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An OP New Orleans Saints running back that is carrying his team like a beast. He like Airheads too.
Here's a box of Airheads, Alvin Kamara
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An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"
woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
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