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When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.
To refuse to buy the latest gadgets and stick with the previous generation.
Joey: Fuck smart phones, cellulars are better for me. Steve:Screw PS3, this PS1, beeatch! Latest gadget buyer: You guys are so Electronically Amish.
noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.
"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"
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Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.
"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."
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When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.
(Walking around while in this position is optional)
Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!
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The Amish will put out an add in the paper looking for males to render semen for impregnate females. The male must do so with sheet covering the female from the waist up. Also, the local pastor would be present to observe. The goal is to diversify genetics without keeping the male around. Basically a sperm bank the Amish way. The males that do so are nick-named Amish poppers.
Josh earn his Amish popper tab this weekend!
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Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.
My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!
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