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Was very common in AOL chatrooms in the 90's. Someone would use a hack program to send a code into the chatroom...and anyone who had their chat sounds on would get the blue screen of death or something similiar...forcing them to restart their computer.

Dont mess with me or you'll get a punt.

by Bobby De Niro October 14, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


punt

A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.

The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punt

throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)

Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


And... PUNT!

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.

1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!

by Blacksberry September 6, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


punts

Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.

What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
Punts.

by The Professional Punt October 22, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


punt

punt is your nut sack skin

I don't scratch my punt, I pinch and roll it.

by Bob nel May 9, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž