Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.
Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.
person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.
The yummiest dinning establishment I've ever had. 10/10 would eat again.
Yo dude wanna go to Applebee's?
Yeah totally its so yummy :3
A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.
Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!
"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."