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Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.
Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.
person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.
Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date
An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.
A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.
Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!
A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.
An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.
When someone makes it very obvious they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a in public place. (Like my Dad did at Applebees)
OMG Becky, He was Applebeesing right in front of my parents