A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.
This is a zombie appointment and I am cancelling it.
An appointment with/for a bad bitch. An event in which a bad bitch is involved. Could be a hair appointment for a bad bitch, or a date with a beautiful successful goddess. Also known as a “BBA”
*Example 1*
Friend: who’s texting you?
Me: my ex, trying to get me to come over again.
Friend: smh. he’s always trying to make a Bad Bitch Appointment.
*Example 2*
Friend: are you busy next Tuesday?
Me: yeah, I have a BBA.
Friend: with who!?
Me: my therapist.
succeeding to fulfil someone's hopes or expectations
How appointing that football match was!
Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.
Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.
"Who appointed you? God?"
"Who appointed you God?"
"Who appointed you?"
"God, actually. Get over it."
@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."
A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.
I’m about to a chilly appointment.
When you knock off work early to go have beers with your friend Dennis.
Jeff is leaving a little early for his Dennis appointment.