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a wide range of people , mostly under 16 years old who consider themselves as pro artists ,
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .
also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)
a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.
Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.
If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.
If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !
If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!
A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?
Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !
Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???
B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?
A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .
B: what artist!?
Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!
B: oh shit here we go again...
/ˈpʊlaʊt AHtIst/
A man who has used the pullout method for ten or more years without having any kids
Brad: I'm jealous of Greg. 36 years old and still no kids.
Steve: Yeah, dude's a total Pullout artist
Also known as an 'art block', a usually random occurence in which one loses inspiration and motivation to draw. See Writer's Block
Ugh, I'm in an artist's block right now and I don't feel like drawing my comissions =_=
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someone who daps herbs up, stands around at the mall or mcdonalds looking for much younger girls, a non cool person, yet the dappup artist may refer to himself as a dappateer. the original dappup artist actually dapped a girl up at good harbor beach.
stop being a snitch dappup artist and lets get the fuck out of this mcdonalds and go do something
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Someone proficient at saying nothing of value while stringing so many meaningless words together it feels like your head might explode.
At a certain point during our dinner together, my mind unexpectedly replaced the voluminous verbiage of this yap artist with a pleasant low hum which in contrast was a seriously welcome relief.
Individuals who practice object manipulation with props such as a hula-hoop(s), poi, or contact-balls. They are similar to jugglers, and may even use bowling-pins and the like, except their primary goal is to achieve a meditative mental state called "flow" rather than just entertain.
Flow artists tend to display their skills at music festivals, burns, and public parks.
That dude who was spinning fire at Burning Man was an incredible flow-artist.
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Taylor Swift is not only the artist of the decade but also the music industry
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