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Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.

Trim your hairy asphalt.

by Hairyanus July 18, 2015


Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017


Asphalt Kingz

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) is the motherfucking gang.

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) the gang bitch.

by Akbishh February 14, 2021


Asphalt 8 Airborne

Pay to win

Asphalt 8 Airborne is less pay to win the Asphalt 9 Legends

by Asphalt 8 Airborne November 27, 2022


asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 30, 2016


Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 August 1, 2023


asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley April 11, 2016