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When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.
Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.
lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?
you don't have any... PLANS... do you?
why urban dictionary of all places anyway?
are you just being edgy?
whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.
you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.
Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
To die by suffocating. Can be due to gases, choking or lack of oxygen.
Jenna sadly asphyxiated after being locked in the air-tight room for a week.
Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome
Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.
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