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You're full of s#$@.
I know that's not true, your ass is out !
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To get a severe ass whooping
Bitch, don't come up in here startin no bullshit...'cause you gonna fuck around and get yo' ass tore out the frame!
1. MHFH awesome players who wear thongs allowing their asses to hang out while being bitchy to one another.
2. Girls who let their ass hang out while bitching about their lives.
At the MHFH sleepover one of the girls was wearing extremly short shorts which allowed her ass to hang out while she was bitching at me for leaving her stuff down stairs. She is such an Ass hanging out Bitches.
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Shiney rims that are 22" or better
Did you see that dope range with those hot ass chromed out bangers
When an individual passes out butt ass naked.
If I'm too trashed when I get home from the party I might ass the fuck out, fair warning.
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What some people say about the summer who know global warming is taking place and are frustrated with ass holes who can't get that down in there head and/or who just don't care.
I'm fed up with those global warming scoffers this summer it ought a burn there ass holes out.
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when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after
max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house
david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out
david: omg im calling the ambulance
ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out
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