astro-pants

Baggy or Poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants. Often misnomed Parachute Pants.

"Astro pants are for losers. Real men wear Parachute pants. Duh."

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astro projection

When you spew your soul out of your ass.

I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention

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astro empires

Astro Empires is an online space mmo strategy game, commonly abbreviated AE. Addictive and fun. Players form guilds to protect each other, and farm noobs. Goons are frequent players, and inevitably form sneaky alliances in an effort to dominate an entire server.

Also sometimes referred to as "spreadsheets in space".

"Dude, my guild totally crashed a JG on Astro Empires the other day. We made a huge derb pile and totally pwned the Goons."

"Sweet. I play every server in AE, it sucks up SOOO much time."

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Astro-Faggot

A faggot of astronomical proportions.

- Made of such epic faggotry it's almost legendary.
- Someone who needs to be killed using fiar and can be used in conjunction with the "Does not want!" line.
- A faggot in space

'haha, cowy is such an astro-faggot..'

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Astro Gliding

The act of rubbing a lubed-up cock around the rim of the bumhole prior to anal sex.

Tried a bit of anal with the missus last night, made sure I did plenty of astro gliding before I slipped it up her.

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Astro Dick

A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.

That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.

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Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.

ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!