Axe

Ask.

"Gave her ten dollars, then she axed me for some more"

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Axe

Throwing cheap fake aftershave at someone and finding it hilariously funny when they go 'whats that smell?'.

Should we axe him?

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axed

To attack someone with an axe, or to be attacked by an axe. Also used widely by African Americans as a substitute word the for "asked"

"I axed these fools to play some ball."

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Axed

A slang term used in NSW, Australia when someone is injured.

-=Guy falls off his skateboard and breaks an arm=-
Oh shite man, that dude got freakin' axed.

-=Guy punches another guy in the face, the guy falls over=-
He got freakin' axed!

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Axe

a band with pronunciation and spelling issues.

With a name like "Axe", I expected to be going to a metal show. Instead I got the Jake Savage Experience.

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ax

high speed from the start line (short for acceleration)

dudes nos stang will win the race, with ax like that.

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Axe

Probably one of the most misinterpreted mainstream body fragrances that any shit head consumer could waste their money on.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.

13 year old boy at a local Wal-Mart: Momma, momma! Buy me some Axe! It'll make me smell so good! All of the girlies at middle school are going to want to pounce on me!
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.

- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -

Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.

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