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The act where in the male receives fellatio by a female wearing a baseball hat and at the point of no return, releases himself into said baseball hat, then putting it back on her head and twisting it around Jorge Posada style.
Shes been in the shower for an hour cause he gave her the ol bad hair day.
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its a phrase used when someone is not having a good day. if they are having a lot of bad luck, or if things just aren't going right.
Shwickerella: "Hey bbz hows it going;)?"
Ruth: "not too good..having a bad egg day, found out my ex is GAY!!"
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A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.
It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!
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1. The feeling brought on by paying over £1.00 ($1.90) for one litre of fuel in the UK. (Around £5.00 a gallon, or $9). Feelings similar to the US bad fuel day, only more acute.
You think you're paying too much for your gas? Try having a bad fuel day UK style.
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December 14th. It’s the day where bad luck comes to you. It’s because my it is cousins birthday on this day.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.
dad trips over stairs
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you
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Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.
Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Examples for good ass and bad ass days
GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!
Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!
BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.
Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(
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(akin to Bad Hair Day); When a gal's normally perky breasts don't seem so fresh or vital on a given day.
Poor Carol - at the pub after work on Friday, her always luscious boobs were, as usual, the center of attention and much commented upon (privately), even through her blouse and pantsuit. And now here it is the following Monday afternoon: she's had to skip lunch because of an emergency meeting, she's missed an important deadline, a fight or two with a client and alas, her normally shapely knockers seem so much the less today - slightly frumpy, a tad saggy and OMG ! have they SHRUNK ? She's evidently in the midst of a bad boob(s) day.
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