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The ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every Mexican lawn boy. It makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. It also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. People pay the Mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor's lawn.
I had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. Unfortunately a symphony of Mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. I was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window
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I·ra·qi Bag·pipeih-rak-ee bag-pahyp verb:
The act of flatulating (farting) while receiving a blow job.
Last night when she gave me head I ripped a solo from my Iraqi Bagpipe.
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When a man has anal sex and immediately receives oral sex. This gives the cock/balls combo the appearance of a stinky bagpipe.
Last night i let my girl taste the stinky bagpipe.
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Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.
Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.
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Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.
"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."
"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"
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Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.
Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.
the act of receiving a blow job so good that wen you release you fart at the same time
Bro: I received that official last night
Bruh: how was it?
Bro: shawty made me TBP (Tulsa bagpipe)
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