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The mileage history of a woman's pussy when she has been fucked a lot.
I fucked this girl that I thought was a virgin, that pussy turned to have some baja miles on it. I felt like I tossed a hot dog down a hallway.
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Chipotle is way better than baja fresh. Baja fresh is just a bunch of salsa dumped on a taco shell with some meat. Chipotle gives you an over-stuffed delicious, nearly orgasmic, food experience that leaves you with a fulfilling stomach ache that lets you know that you've eaten well. Baja fresh isn't even fresh. Why do they say so? Their stuff comes in frozen bags. Yumm. Chipotle is so good. Way better than baja fresh. I would rather eat old taco bell than baja fresh. Baja fresh might even be a public health hazard. I don't know but it could cause cancer, or even premature fattness.
customer: yo could i get a burrito?
Baja Fresh: sure, here's some shit i found in the garbage can that Joe the homeless guy wouldn't even eat.
customer: That's disgusting. I'm going to chipotle. And I'm calling the FDA on you. You gross mofo.
Baja Fresh: Ahhh shit.
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Explosive diarrhea caused from eating at Taco Bell.
Dude, that five layer burrito last night totally gave me the Baja Blast.
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The act of giving a blowjob in order to receive a Baja Blast beverage from Taco Bell
“Tommy gave me a Baja Blow last night, but now i’m out $3”
Bro 1: Yo did you hear what happened to Emily on vacation
Bro 2: Yeah she got Baja blasted
Xanax + Adderall + shot of tequila. Preferably taken in small doses throughout the day.
Went down to Cabo for the weekend, Dave and I were doing Baja Speedballs all day on Friday.