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Bald Syo

Bald Syo is an unstoppable demon who will eat your toes and kneecaps.

โ€œYou better take that back or Iโ€™m sending Bald Syo to your house.โ€

by Ac_mikazekun April 24, 2019


Bald Moment

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Zach had a bald moment when he kicked Chuck Norris's ass. Zach had a bald moment when he solved world hunger.

by Oracle of all oracles April 15, 2010


bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

by yes juanito yes August 9, 2014

1768๐Ÿ‘ 247๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bald Beej

A blowjob from a bald woman

Kristy shaved her head in high school. Dennis really enjoyed the feeling of her shaved scalp while she gave him a bald beej.

by Dogger Dude October 10, 2019

59๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.

Larry David, the king of bald assholes.

by larrydavid July 21, 2006

109๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bald Wraith

Usually associated with Apex Legends. Bald Wraith is a catch all term for any TryHard Wraith player.

Every time I solo queue, the champion always seems to be a bald Wraith with a diamond badge, a 4K damage badge, and a 20 kill badge.

by L1M1TL3SS RANG3 October 28, 2020


bald freddy

An absolutely terrifying rendition of Freddy Carter that pops up on my bookstagram feed every once and a while to remind me that, try as I might, I can never escape the hellscape that is this picture and the cult behind it.

I was tapping through my Instagram stories and saw a picture of bald freddy. My day was henceforth ruined and all my organs stopped working immediately.

by librarygremlin July 8, 2021