Fat Baldy

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!

Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"

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jiggly baldies

noun: breasts

I am of the opinion that her jiggly baldies, though of great merit, do not surpass the quality of her soul itself in contemplation

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baldy boy

Folically challenged individual.

That Dave Steele is a Baldy Boy

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Baldy Locks

From nictionary ( Nicki minaj's words )

Baldy locks means : good head.

Damn, last nite i got some Baldy Locks !

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Baldi no returns

If you see a bald person somewhere punch a friend lightly saying “baldi no returns” 👴

*bald person walks by*
Person 1 -‘baldi no returns’ *punches friend lightly’
Person 2 - darn it

A Fresh Baldy

The resulting affect of a recently shaved vagina, that causes one to question the age of aforementioned vagina.

Whenever my girlfriend has a fresh baldy, I always feel like a pedophile.

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Mount Baldy

A sexual maneuver in which the girl is in Downward Dog position (face to the floor, ass in the air) and the guy ejaculates on the ass of the girl so it rolls down her back like a snowball or an avalanche.

Girl I'll take you to Mount Baldy, show you a winter like Vivaldi.

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